Phone Tap PODCAST: Big Pook Broken Lap

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2013

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Big Pook went into a strip club the other night and left with a few injuries. He claims that one of the girls actually broke his lap!?!? Listen to the PHONE TAP as Pook confronts the owner of the club! (Image Courtesy: Chiceaux. Creative...

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0:00.0	Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.
0:05.8	Oh yeah.
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0:15.3	autobiographies, true crime, and more.
0:19.3	Suddenly listeners didn't mind sitting in traffic or even missing their flight.
0:23.4	Amazon Music Unlimited now includes Audible.
0:25.8	No way.
0:26.4	Download the Amazon Music app now to start listening.
0:29.2	Terms apply.
0:32.2	Thank you for calling girls cabaret.
0:35.0	Our business hours are 2 p.m.
0:39.2	This is the manager.
0:41.1	Y'all broke my lap.
0:42.8	I'm sorry?
0:45.3	Yo, my lap is broken and shit.
0:46.9	Your lap.
0:48.6	I was in there the other night,
0:50.2	and one of your big-ass girls came and sat on my lap and broke my lap.
0:53.5	When did this happen?
0:54.9	Three nights ago.
0:56.3	I don't know what her name was, like Big Brenda, Chubby Chelsea, whatever her name was.
1:00.8	She just came up from behind me, bam, sat right on my lap, was like, oh, hey, you want to drink?
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