Phone Tap PODCAST: Bear Blood

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2015

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Jubal calls a dry cleaner with an unusual request... he has a few items that need to be cleaned. But he needs his things cleaned quickly, throughly... and as discreetly as possible. Hear what happens in the Phone Tap.

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:01.9	Weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.1	Only on moving 92.5.
0:08.2	Neathe.
0:08.3	This is Michelle. How may I help you?
0:10.6	Hi there. I was wondering if you can help me.
0:12.6	I need a few things cleaned.
0:14.0	Actually, in the next 24 hours.
0:16.0	Yeah, it shouldn't be a problem.
0:17.4	What are you looking to have cleaned?
0:19.4	Are you guys good at getting out blood?
0:21.6	Um, well, it depends on the nature of the thing.
0:26.6	Well, I have a lot of blood on some items. I just don't know what it goes into that.
0:32.6	Um, I guess I'd have to see it, how much blood we're talking here.
0:38.3	Yeah, better questions, how much blood aren't we talking?
0:42.3	I have a bunch of bed sheets that are just soaked.
0:45.3	And I have to get those out of the house and clean sooner rather than later, hopefully.
0:49.3	Huh.
0:51.3	Yeah, I, I don't know. I would have to see it, I guess, like, because you cut your finger or something.
1:00.4	Oh, no, not my finger. I'm fine. I know it's going to sound kind of crazy, but a bear showed up in my place.
1:07.6	I wasn't home, and he was trashing my bedroom, So I came home, and it was a pretty intense scene.
1:13.4	And then, I mean, what happened happened, and now I just need these items cleaned.
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