Phone Tap PODCAST: ATM means “Always Touch Me”

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2015

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Jubal poses as a bank teller who recently met a very special lady... so after a few minutes of conversation, he's already prepared to ask her out. And what BETTER way to do that, than to call her fiance? Listen in the Phone Tap!

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:02.0	Weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.2	Only on moving 92.5.
0:07.1	Hello?
0:08.5	Hey, is Kelsey there?
0:11.2	Uh, no.
0:13.7	Who is this?
0:14.8	Who's this?
0:16.3	This is Eric, her fiance.
0:19.0	Fiancé?
0:21.6	Oh, she didn't seem like she was engaged when I met her.
0:24.6	Sorry about that, bro.
0:26.6	Oh, wow. Wait, what is your name again?
0:29.6	Oh, my name is Seth. I'm a teller at B.
0:32.6	You're a what?
0:34.6	I'm a teller. I work at B.
0:36.6	Your quote, Fiancee came in here the other day and did some banking at my window.
0:41.3	So I pulled up the information and thought I'd give her a call.
0:43.3	It's not her phone number on the account.
0:46.3	It's my phone number.
0:47.3	So what do you want to talk about?
0:48.3	Oh, I was just hoping to talk to her.
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