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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap PODCAST: Aquarium Birthday Helper

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2021

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Today, we called the mother of a kid who has a birthday party at the Aquarium coming up...He's a BIG fan of the animals, so Jeff is going to go above and beyond for him...And by that we mean offer a DANGEROUS and NEAR DEATH...

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0:46.3

It's time for a doja tap.

0:48.3

What?

0:48.7

That's what the kids are calling phone taps these days.

0:51.2

I don't think at all.

0:52.0

I don't think that's very cool. I think we're going to get sued by Doja Cat.

0:55.7

Well, then let's just call it a phone tap. Okay, that's a good idea. And today, I'm calling a woman

0:59.8

who planned her six-year-old's birthday at a local aquarium this weekend. And she doesn't know this,

1:05.6

but the employees there are planning to go over and above to make this experience very special for her son.

1:12.3

And when I say over and above, I mean danger and mere death, which I think every six-year-old

1:20.5

should experience at least once in their life.

1:22.7

Please don't tell me the shark tank involved, Jeffrey.

1:25.3

We'll see if she's up for our special birthday plans with your brand

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