It's another Jubal phone tab.

And a weekday mornings on the 20s.

Only I'm moving 92.5.

This is Dave.

Dave, how are you?

This is Scott Brand.

I'm calling from corporate HR.

Hi, Scott.

I'm calling just to let all the employees know that starting next Monday, the company has decided to go with

all female parking spots. So we're just kind of giving you a heads up.

All female parking? And I don't have a space?

No, you'll be able to park still. We have secured a lot for the males to park in. It's about

six blocks away. There are, however, only four

spots in it, so you're going to have to get to work pretty early to get a spot. Other than that,

it's street parking.

Okay. I'm a little perplexed, and to understand why it sounds like I'm being penalized, and I don't

understand why. Not at all, and I think you should think about it the other way that the corporation has decided to become progressive,

and we are probably the first business in the country to use all-female parking spots.

It's kind of a way to honor that...

I don't mean to question HR's judgment, but I'm six blocks away from where I currently park, is what you're telling me.

Okay, I think I've gotten to the root of the issue here.

Did you not like your mother growing up?

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