Phone Tap: Plenty Of Simps

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2026

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying out dating apps for the first time, and his brother used that opportunity to set him up with us for a PHONE TAP!

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0:00.0	No gloss, no filter.
0:03.1	Just stories.
0:04.8	Spoken without fear.
0:06.5	Person who is not generous can not be an artist.
0:09.4	The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers.
0:14.3	Listen to my weekly podcast, the Pooja Abhaw on the IHeart Radio app,
0:18.5	Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:23.0	Come for the honesty.
0:24.9	Stay for the fire.
0:28.5	It is time for your phone tap, which our listeners just voted to rename to Pranky McPrank Faces.
0:35.0	Yay.
0:35.8	We'll do that name change coming up.
0:38.2	But today we call a guy who, after spending years in a long relationship and breaking up,
0:43.3	is finally trying out the dating apps for the very first time.
0:47.0	Oh, good for him.
0:48.0	So he's feeling a little nervous.
0:49.6	He doesn't really know what to expect.
0:51.9	What he definitely should have expected, though, is that his older brother would use this
0:55.1	information to prank him because that's exactly what we do in your phone tap right now.
1:00.7	Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
1:04.7	Hello.
1:06.0	Hi.
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