Masked Speaker: Good Grades Low Rates
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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Summary
Today's Masked Speaker introduced us to a simple computer trick that he uses to LIE To his family. We don't recommend anyone do it, but we wish we knew this trick when we were in school!
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| 0:00.0 | No gloss, no filter. |
| 0:03.1 | Just stories. |
| 0:04.8 | Spoken without fear. |
| 0:06.5 | Person who is not generous can not be an artist. |
| 0:09.4 | The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers. |
| 0:14.3 | Listen to my weekly podcast, the Pooja Abhaw on the IHeart Radio app, |
| 0:18.5 | Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:23.2 | Come for the honesty. |
| 0:24.9 | Stay for the fire. |
| 0:30.0 | You don't know me. |
| 0:32.4 | A confession I can't take back. |
| 0:35.3 | I am. |
| 0:37.8 | The masked speaker. |
| 0:40.8 | I got a text 78592 that says, |
| 0:42.8 | My wife forgot my birthday |
| 0:44.7 | and spent the entire day planning |
| 0:47.1 | what she wanted us to do for her birthday, |
| 0:49.8 | which is seven months away. |
| 0:51.7 | That makes it worse. |
| 0:53.2 | So to get even, |
| 1:28.2 | I ate her secret stash of mini Snickers bars. Oh, no. Because I know where she hides them. It's funny because it sounds like it's nothing, but it's probably huge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That led to a seven-month fight. I guess passive-aggressive behavior towards your significant other is one way to deal with your stress. But another, say, healthier way is to come on our show to vent your truth anonymously. There we go. No guarantee Brooke won't try and eat your candy, though, after it's over. Oh, if I find that stash, it's gone. But we do have one person ready to give us a peek into his secret stash. He wants to go by Derek today. |
| 1:29.8 | So, Derek, welcome to the show. |
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