Phone Tap: Plenty Of Simps

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2026

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying out dating apps for the first time, and his brother used that opportunity to set him up with us for a PHONE TAP!

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0:00.0	It is time for your phone tap, which our listeners just voted to rename to Pranky McPrank Faces.
0:06.0	Oh, wait.
0:07.0	I love it.
0:08.0	So we'll do that name change coming up, but today we call a guy who, after spending years in a long relationship and breaking up, is finally trying out the dating apps for the very first time.
0:18.0	Oh, good for him.
0:19.0	So he's feeling a little nervous. doesn't really know what to expect.
0:23.0	What he definitely should have expected, though,
0:24.5	is that his older brother would use this information to prank him
0:27.6	because that's exactly what we do in your phone tap right now.
0:31.8	Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
0:35.8	Hello.
0:37.1	Hi, is this Vince D.B.
0:39.6	It is.
0:40.3	Who's calling?
0:41.1	Hi, Vince.
0:41.6	I'm from Match.com.
0:42.8	My name's Sharon Needles.
0:45.4	Okay, hi.
0:46.8	Hi.
0:47.1	So you recently signed up for our service, and we just wanted to welcome you to the app.
0:53.3	Oh.
0:54.6	Thanks. I didn't know you to the app. Oh. Thanks.
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