If anyone listening's gone through their first home purchase, you know can be a really stressful situation. Oh, man. Yeah, for sure. You need a lot of money for that, so I gave up. Dude, and there's so much paperwork and meetings and maybe we'll get the house, maybe we won't get the house. It's especially tough when the mortgage company's dragging their feet on it, and it's coming down to the last day to get everything all wrapped up. Oh. Well, that's what happened to one guy.

He only had 24 hours left to close on his brand new house. Oh, no, Jeffrey. And thankfully, his best friend contacted us to prank him. Because, you know, who wouldn't want an extremely distracted Jose Valanos in charge of your home loan.

I can help, I think.

You're going to make him cry.

That's your phone tap right now. It's another phone tap.

And weekday mornings on the 20s.

Hello?

Hey, hey, is this Brett's B.

Yeah, who's this?

Hi, my name's Grayson.

I'm calling for a mortgage.

Oh, hi.

Hi.

I was going over your file, Brett, and it looks like everything's in order on our end, so...

Good luck.

I'm sorry, excuse me?

Yeah, I was sorry, like I was saying, it looks like we got all your documents. I'm going to pass this on to the processor. Excuse me? I'm sorry. What is that noise? What? Say that again? Something's going on in the background and you kind of sound out of breath. Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh. Yeah, what is that? It's a little distracting. Yeah, I'm working from home today. I'm trying to set a Guinness World Record for the most, sorry, the most amount of time hitting a ping pong ball against the wall. What? I know it's pretty ambitious, but you're in good hands.

Don't worry.

Wait a minute.

I've been using my other hand to check all your documents.

No, this is very important to me.

This is going to be my first home purchase.

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