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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap: Paternity Leave Roulette

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a soon-to-be new dad and while he’s about to be out on paternity leave, his replacements don’t exactly inspire any confidence!

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0:00.0

1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation. From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-U-I-O-A.com or call... 1-800-D-UI-O-A! Today, we call a guy whose wife is pregnant with their first child. Oh, that's so sweet. Eight months along right now.

0:01.7

So we recently put in a request for paternity leave.

0:26.1

He knows his job is pretty crazy, but he needs somebody to step in and cover for him while he's out,

0:31.0

and he's a little worried about the company finding a decent replacement.

0:35.1

Luckily, we're about to put his mind at ease with three excellent candidates to fill

0:40.0

his role.

0:41.1

At least that's what we think they're excellent.

0:43.9

We'll find out what his take is in your phone tap right now.

0:47.4

It's another phone tap.

0:48.9

And weekday mornings on the 20s.

0:52.5

Hello.

0:53.7

Hey, Anthony? Yes, Hello. Hey, Anthony?

0:55.4

Uh, yeah, speaking.

0:56.5

Hey, this is Louis Sibn from corporate HR.

0:59.0

I'm calling regarding the requests that you sent in for paternity leave.

1:02.3

Yes, my wife is eight months pregnant.

1:04.7

Oh, wow.

1:05.0

So we're just looking for a little bit of time off to welcome the little one to the world.

1:09.6

First off, congratulations.

1:11.9

Thank you, thank you.

1:12.9

I'm actually calling to let you know your request has been approved.

1:16.3

Seriously?

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