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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap: Papalardo Pandemonium

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

The guy we're Phone Tapping today was given one job while planning his wedding: book the honeymoon. So now we’re calling him to screw up all of his pre-made plans.

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0:00.0

1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation. From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-U-I-O-A.com or call. 1-800-D-UI-O-A! Well, let's prank someone, huh? Yay! Yay! Today, we call a guy who is getting married this upcoming weekend. Oh, that's so exciting. This weekend? This weekend. It's too sensitive. For the big day, his wife told him she'd handle all of the wedding planning. The venue, the flowers, invitations, everything. That's probably best. I mean, it's probably normal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She just put him in charge of one thing booking their honeymoon. Oh, that's it. Okay. Oh, that shouldn't be too bad. And he knows that he cannot screw it up. Uh-huh. So that's why we call from the hotel to say, uh, you screwed it up. Ah. So you'll hear how he reacts in your phone tap right now.

0:54.2

It's another phone tap.

0:55.8

In the weekday mornings on the 20s.

0:59.8

Hello.

1:01.1

Good morning.

1:01.7

This is Ernest Clutterbuck from the R.

1:03.3

Hotel Jamaica.

1:04.5

Is this a Mr. Patrick Kippet?

1:07.5

Yeah, this is.

1:08.6

How's it going?

1:09.4

Great.

1:09.9

I'm just calling to confirm your reservation with us.

1:12.8

Okay.

1:13.5

Yeah, so two weeks from today, we have you booked in our honeymoon suite for a little over a week.

1:18.7

Is that correct?

1:20.4

It's this weekend on the 23rd, not the other weekend after.

1:26.2

No, no, I have you on the 31st here. Well, it's a mistake. Oh. Yeah. Are you sure about that? Can you double check your information? I think I know when I'm getting married. Yeah, we have our flights, booked and everything. Congratulations. Congratulations on the marriage, by the way. Thank you so much.

1:44.3

There must be some miscommunication.

1:45.7

Can you talk to the person who ever did, the reservation?

1:48.6

Let me just take a look real quick, okay?

1:52.3

Let me just go speak with them real quick, all right?

1:55.0

Yes, please.

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