Phone Tap: Non-Essential Organ Donor

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

We’re calling an organ donor to see if he has any organs he’s not using right now that he’d like to hand over!

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0:00.0	For a man, getting your first colonoscopy is either the most terrifying or thrilling experience of your life.
0:07.7	Tell me about it.
0:08.9	Especially when it's performed by a non-medical professional.
0:11.9	Oh, my gosh.
0:13.2	But that's my personal experience.
0:15.1	I bet.
0:15.7	And I digress.
0:17.0	Because today, we call one dude who's scheduled to have his area inspected for the first time.
0:21.7	Oh, lucky guy.
0:22.8	And his wife told us he's very nervous about it.
0:25.9	But he's about to get a whole lot more nervous when he hears what the doctor has planned.
0:30.2	It's in your phone tap right now.
0:32.3	It's another phone tap.
0:33.9	And the weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:41.8	Hello? Hi, this is Adrian calling from Dr. Fri-Fle's office. Is this Matthew B.
0:43.0	It is.
0:44.0	Hi, Matthew.
0:46.0	So I'm just confirming your appointment.
0:48.0	You're having a colonoscopy done with us tomorrow at 3 p.m.?
0:52.0	That's correct, yes.
0:53.0	Great.
0:54.0	Okay.
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