Phone Tap: No Swimming In The Hot Tub

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2021

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Jose is posing as a hot tub repair guy in your Phone Tap! There’s just one issue though, he’s a hot tub repair guy that’s terrified of hot tubs.

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0:00.0	Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.
0:05.8	Oh yeah.
0:06.6	Because now they could listen to one audiobook title a month from an enormous library of popular audiobook titles, including romanticity,
0:15.3	autobiographies, true crime, and more.
0:19.3	Suddenly listeners didn't mind sitting in traffic or even missing their
0:22.6	flight. Amazon Music Unlimited now includes Audible. No way. Download the Amazon Music app now to start
0:28.4	listening. Terms apply. 1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or
0:34.3	video conference for any criminal offense. Trust Brooke Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.
0:39.9	From Bradley Johnson lawyers, visit 1-800-D-U-I-O-A.com or call.
0:44.0	1-800-D-U-I-O-A!
0:46.3	It's time for your phone tap, and there's certain professions that might not work out if you have the wrong fear.
0:52.4	Name one.
0:52.9	Like if you're afraid of the dark, maybe being a ninja, not for you.
0:57.7	Oh, it would be horrifying.
0:59.5	And being quiet in the dark.
1:01.3	Jose, you would be the worst ninja.
1:03.7	You guys are teeth chattering?
1:05.9	I'm scared.
1:06.8	If you're terrified of commitment, maybe you weren't meant to be a wedding efficient.
1:12.3	See, I'd be bad at all these.
1:13.6	Don't say I do. Don't say it.
1:14.1	Do you take this man?
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