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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap: Mussolini Loves Peanut Butter

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

There’s no sleep in the Phone Tap game! Jose's calling the manager of a pet hotel on his day off and letting him know he let the most menacing dog in the yard loose in the hotel!

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0:44.0

1-800-D-U-I-O-A.

0:46.2

Today we call a supervisor of one of those dog hotels where you can have your pet boarded and taking care of.

0:51.7

Those are like really trendy.

0:52.8

Oh, my God, they're so cute, too. They always have the live cam, so you can go see the puppy.

0:56.3

It's nice, because you know that they're all set while you get to go away on vacation.

1:01.0

Right.

1:01.1

So this guy that we call oversees the entire facility.

1:05.0

Day.

1:05.4

And something that all of his employees know is that there's one particular dog named Muso, which is short for

1:13.5

Mussolini, who frequently stays with them there.

1:19.7

Someone needs a history lesson.

1:22.4

We won't go into that, but, you know, Mussolini frequently stays there, and he has given his staff very, very clear instruction.

1:31.2

Muso is extremely territorial and should be kept in his cage separate from all the other pets away from people.

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