Phone Tap: Mr. International Goes To The Bookstore

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

In today’s Phone Tap, Jose poses as the new hire to a local bookstore. He’s a little more interested in performing than actually working at a the bookstore, but that’s what happens when you hire “Mr. International”

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0:00.0	Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.
0:05.8	Oh yeah.
0:06.6	Because now they could listen to one audiobook title a month from an enormous library of popular audiobook titles, including romanticity,
0:15.3	autobiographies, true crime, and more.
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0:46.3	All right, it's time for your phone tap, and today we call a guy who works at a local bookstore.
0:51.4	He thinks he's going to be training a new hire today.
0:55.3	Little does he know, our own Jose Bal he's going to be training a new hire today. Little does he know,
1:02.3	our own Jose Balanos is pretending to be that new hire. That's a disappointing hire. Yeah.
1:06.5	I mean, I love you here, though. No, yeah, I appreciate you, but I can really read. I'd never work in the bookstore. That's why you're here. The thing is, Jose is more interested in performing than actually working at the store.
1:13.2	Shockey.
1:14.6	They see, when you hire Mr. International, it makes you have second thoughts every time.
1:20.8	And that's what happens in your phone tap right now.
1:23.2	It's another phone tap.
1:24.7	And a weekday morning's on the 20s.
1:28.7	This is Rick.
1:30.6	Hey, Rick.
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