If there's one thing that gets under Brooke's skin more than anything else,

it's when other people try and tell her how to raise her kids.

Even I got offended right there, Brad.

I mean, you know, I don't listen to anybody.

She's okay with telling you how to raise yours.

No, that's not true.

And tell her it's not okay for her five-year-old to eat raw roadkill near the freeway overpass.

You eat as much squirrel as you want, honey.

We're going to go home and spoon and watch Titanic later.

Yeah, we are.

He's on a diet.

She's going to do what she wants to do.

Squirrel pops, right? What Brooke wants to do right now is tell a lady whose daughter is currently in daycare that they're going to need to go to extreme measures in order to teach her how to behave. You triggered something. Well, I hate doing this to moms and I also kind of love it. You know, it's so easy. It's so easy. That's right. Listen to Brooke and her element in your phone tab right now. It's another phone tab. And a weekday mornings on the 20s. Hello. Hi, this is Catherine. I'm the new administrator over at L.ll's daycare. Is this Leah's mom, Maria?

It is. How is she doing?

Oh, well, she's actually doing perfect, which is kind of why I wanted to talk to you.

Okay. What do you mean? Perfect.

Kind of a little pun there, because we both know she really loves our classroom cat pork chop.

Oh my goodness, she does. She talks about them all the time. She loves that cat.

Yeah. She loves it so much that we're starting to worry that little Leah is identifying as a cat.

Wait a minute.

She's a kid.

That's what they do.

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