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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap: Micro Chip Your Child

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke's calling a mother with a daughter in daycare and offering some extreme methods of parenting we think would be helpful!

Transcript

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0:00.0

If there's one thing that gets under Brooke's skin more than anything else,

0:04.8

it's when other people try and tell her how to raise her kids.

0:09.9

Even I got offended right there, Brooke.

0:11.6

I mean, you know, I don't listen to anybody.

0:13.8

She's okay with telling you how to raise yours.

0:16.9

No, how dare you come and tell her it's not okay for her five-year-old to eat raw roadkill near the freeway overpass.

0:25.9

You eat as much squirrel as you want, honey.

0:28.5

We're going to go home and spoon and watch Titanic later.

0:31.9

Yeah, we are.

0:33.4

She's on a diet.

0:34.5

She's going to do what she wants to do.

0:36.8

Squirrel pops, right?

0:38.3

What Brooke wants to do right now is tell a lady whose daughter is currently in daycare that they're going to need to go to extreme measures in order to teach her how to behave.

0:48.6

Well, I hate doing this to moms, and I also kind of love it.

0:52.4

You know, it's just so easy. It's so easy. That's right. Listen to Brooke in her also kind of love it. Yeah. You know, it's so easy.

0:54.8

It's so easy.

0:55.7

That's right.

0:56.0

Listen to Brooke and her element in your phone tab right now.

0:59.0

It's another phone tab.

1:00.4

And weekday mornings on the 20s.

1:04.5

Hello.

1:05.6

Hi, this is Catherine.

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