Phone Tap: Lie Detector Is Never Wrong

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a woman and accuses her of STEALING from her own grandmother! Puzzle pieces don’t just go missing out of nowhere!

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0:00.0	Normally when someone visits their grandma at the retirement home, that's a good thing.
0:04.3	Yeah, for sure.
0:05.8	That's so sweet.
0:06.5	Unless you have a sister who likes playing pranks on you.
0:09.0	Ah, love it.
0:10.5	Because that's what happened today.
0:12.0	One of our listeners told us her sister went to check in on Granny the other day.
0:16.5	So we're going to do the natural thing and call from a made-up security firm and accuser of stealing from 90-year-old man.
0:24.4	And if you think that's as far as we're going to take it, you'd be dead wrong.
0:29.0	That's right. I'm going to bust out the lie detector, too, just so we can get to the bottom of this in your phone tap right now.
0:36.0	It's another phone tap.
0:37.5	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:41.1	Hello.
0:42.5	Hi, is this Kristen Yenks?
0:44.8	Hi, this is Kristen, yes.
0:46.4	Hi, my name's Hank Redford.
0:48.0	I'm with the ALIS.
0:49.8	Assisted Living Investigation Squad.
0:52.3	AALIS.
0:53.2	We received a call from your grandma recently, a Miss Terry Ronez.
0:57.5	I'm sorry, is something wrong?
0:59.5	Well, physically she's okay, but she's a little bit distraught,
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