Phone Tap: License Plate Rejected

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Today’s Phone Tap victim tried to apply for a vanity license plate and was denied. So after emailing to appeal their decision, Brooke's calling him back with a completely NON-HELPFUL decision.

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0:00.0	I feel like once a year we do stories on this show about the funniest most risque, personalized
0:05.7	license plates that get rejected.
0:08.3	Yeah.
0:09.1	Yeah.
0:10.1	It's usually pretty obvious why.
0:11.8	Well, today we call a guy who's frustrated that his was turned down by the state.
0:16.8	Uh-oh.
0:17.7	It's actually pretty tame.
0:19.7	So he sends an email in and now he's about to get a response.
0:24.0	But the response is from us, and I can tell you right now, we're 100% non-helpful.
0:29.8	Yeah, shocking.
0:30.9	In your phone tap right now.
0:32.3	It's another phone tap.
0:33.8	And a weekday morning's on the 20s.
0:43.8	Hello? Hi, I'm calling from the Department of Licensing. My name is Juice Chambers. Is this Jason?
0:56.7	Yeah, this is he? Great. So this is in regards to your personalized license plate request you submitted. You emailed us asking to appeal the rejection? Yeah, I did. I didn't understand why. So, oh, right. You didn't understand. Okay. Well, maybe I can give you a little more
1:02.5	clarification on that. Yeah, clarification would be great. Okay, I got a few papers on my desk here.
1:08.1	Let me just find yours. Oh, here we go. I believe yours was
1:12.3	T-U-S-H-Y. No. Now, listen, while we do appreciate cheeks here of all kinds, you can
1:20.2	understand why it was rejected, right? That's not mine. Mine was snooze. Oh.
1:29.1	Okay.
1:29.6	Yes.
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