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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap: Let Me Pay For The Pants

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Today’s Phone Tap victim has worked at a department store for over 20 years, and Jeff's looking to set him up with a return scenario that no amount of experience could prepare him for...

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0:00.0

Adventure should never come with a pause button.

0:02.6

Remember Movie Pass?

0:04.0

All the movies you wanted for just nine bucks?

0:06.7

I'm Bridget Todd, host of There Are No Girls on the Internet.

0:09.5

And this season, I'm digging into the tech stories we weren't told.

0:12.9

Starting with Stacey Spikes, the black founder of Movie Pass, who got pushed out of the company he built.

0:18.1

Everybody's trying to knock you down and it's not going to work and no one's going to like it. And then boom, it's everywhere. And that was that moment. Listen to there are no girls on the internet on the IHurt Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. 1-800 DUI-OA now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. Trust Brooke Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation. From Bradley Johnson lawyers, visit 1-800-D-U-I-O-A.com or call. 1-800-D-UI-O-A! Today we call a guy who works for a big department store, and he's been there for a long time, over two decades now. Wow! And he's in charge of customer service. Now, they've told me he's a very, very kind, very professional person. Wow. After two decades, he still has that, huh? Well, not that Jane yet. You warn me, you need to give him a question that he's never heard before and doesn't have a clear solution. Oh, no. We tried to stump him. You'll see how he deals with it and your phone tap right now. It's another phone tap. And a weekday morning's on the 20s. She's department store. This is John. How can I help you? Hi, my name is Harold. I came in there a few weeks ago and bought a pair of pants in the, uh, the pants area of the story.

1:33.1

I don't know what to call it.

1:34.9

Okay, you were in the men's department?

1:36.8

Yeah, during one of your sales.

1:39.4

Mm-hmm.

1:40.4

And I got some, some pants, and they're ruining my life.

1:46.6

Okay, they're just not fitting,? No, you don't understand.

1:49.2

Sir, if your pants aren't working out for you, you know, obviously we have a tremendous

1:53.0

return policy if you just bring those in with the receipt to assist you.

1:56.6

No, John, you're not hearing me.

1:58.6

All right.

2:00.0

I wear them all the time.

2:02.2

To work, to the gym.

2:04.2

I wear them to bed.

2:06.0

What?

2:06.7

I haven't showered in over two weeks because I haven't taken them off.

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