Phone Tap: Internet Candy Man

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently signed up for some life coaching and before his real life coach can contact him, Brooke is going to Phone Tap him and convince him that selling candy is his life’s calling.

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
0:06.4	Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.
0:09.8	From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-U-I-O-A.com or call...
0:13.9	1-800-D-UI-O-A!
0:16.2	Today, we call a guy who recently signed up online to get a life coach.
0:19.9	Oh! We call a guy who recently signed up online to get a life coach. He told his girlfriend he thought he needed some more focus and guidance in order to reach his goals.
0:24.9	Yeah, don't we all, man.
0:26.1	So we got to make this call quick before he gets in touch with the real life coach.
0:30.7	In the meantime, though, Brooke's going to fill in.
0:33.2	No.
0:34.6	She may not be licensed or quote unquote sane.
0:38.8	Who needs that?
0:39.8	But she does have something the other mentors don't.
0:42.9	A background track of uplifting inspirational music.
0:46.5	Now we're talking to Jeff.
0:47.4	That's the secret.
0:48.4	Hear it in your phone tap right now.
0:50.1	It's another phone tap.
0:51.6	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:55.2	Hello? Hi, Nicholas.
0:59.0	Yeah. Who's this? I'm your new life coach. My name is Carrie Oakey. That's O-A-K-E-Y-O-E-Y.
1:07.7	Okay. Hi. We don't have a lot of time together today, but the time we have is going to be constructive.
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