Phone Tap: Ice Machine Madness
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
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4.7 • 880 Ratings
🗓️ 17 April 2026
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Summary
Nobody likes surprise fees. So in today’s Phone Tap Brooke calls a guy to say she's now charging him extra for taking ice from his work fridge!
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| 0:00.0 | Does anyone like taxes? |
| 0:03.3 | I thought you said Texas. |
| 0:05.3 | I was like, of course. |
| 0:07.7 | I like the things they pay for. |
| 0:09.4 | You know, like it's nice to have a good bridge or a road without potholes every once in. |
| 0:13.4 | I mean your refunds so big. |
| 0:15.0 | No. |
| 0:16.3 | The taxes, it's the most frustrating thing when you look at your weekly paycheck and you see, wait, a bunch of money was taken out by taxes? |
| 0:24.2 | I know. |
| 0:25.2 | Jeff doesn't even know what you're paying for. |
| 0:27.0 | I have no idea. |
| 0:28.3 | So we thought, okay, what if we took even more out of a guy's paycheck by hitting him with a work fine? |
| 0:36.8 | That's so ridiculous. There's no way it could be real. |
| 0:40.8 | You're going to hear it in your phone tap right now. |
| 0:43.8 | Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. |
| 0:47.9 | Hello? |
| 0:49.2 | Hi, Ronnie. |
| 0:52.0 | Yes. Who is this? This is Claire Lagrew calling from corporate human resources. |
| 1:00.4 | Okay. Hi, Claire. How are you today, Ronnie? |
| 1:05.3 | Oh, you know, it's been a pretty solid day. Okay. That's enough. That's all I need. Yeah. |
| 1:15.5 | I'm sorry. Do do i know you we haven't mad i'm on the other coast that's why my voice might sound far off is that an echo echo echo |
| 1:24.0 | just a little coast-to-coast humor, Ronnie. |
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