Phone Tap: Historical Twosie

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 4 November 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy to tell him his house is a historical landmark and he can’t ever renovate it because a famous person once used his toilet!

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0:00.0	Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.
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0:46.3	How would you feel if you bought a house and then found out a very famous historical figure was linked to it?
0:53.3	Oh, that's so cool.
0:54.5	That'd be exciting.
0:55.5	They didn't live there, but they did stop off for a visit once.
0:59.9	And now you can't make any upgrades or renovations to it ever because the city's making it
1:05.5	into a historical landmark.
1:07.0	Oh, no.
1:07.4	Oh, no.
1:08.6	Wait a minute.
1:09.3	That's what we tell one guy, and we made up a huge backstory that's going to live on in history forever, even though it's kind of made up as a phone tap right now.
1:19.9	It's another phone tap.
1:21.5	In a weekday mornings on the 20s.
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