Phone Tap: Gym Bathroom Only

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2026

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Today’s Phone Tap victim has had a gym membership for almost a year but has only gone one time. He made the mistake of telling his friend that, who told us, and now he’s getting the squeeze put on him by the gym higher ups!

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0:00.0	It's time for your prank call to Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
0:03.0	And today we call a well-intentioned man.
0:06.0	Oh, I thought you were going to say endowed.
0:07.0	Sorry to disappoint.
0:09.0	He's just well-intentioned.
0:11.0	And he definitely wants to get back in shape.
0:14.0	Oh, good for him.
0:15.0	That's why he joined a gym a little less than a year ago,
0:18.0	and so far his actual attendance at said gym
0:22.5	has been really nothing to write
0:24.7	home about. He's admitted
0:26.6	that to his buddy and his buddy went
0:28.6	and told us.
0:29.5	Good friend. It was a big mistake so we're going to be
0:32.6	calling him from the gym
0:33.9	maybe with some other more doable
0:36.2	options for his fitness journey?
0:38.5	You'll hear him in your phone tap right now.
0:41.1	Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
0:44.7	Hello?
0:46.2	Hi, I'm calling from Plet Fitness World.
0:49.8	Okay.
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