Phone Tap: Gym Auctioneer

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently told his gym buddy he was quitting the gym for financial reasons, but maybe he’ll change his mind when Jose offers him a unique new pay system..

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0:46.3	Today we call a guy who got set up by his brother.
0:48.3	Apparently they work out together at the same gym,
0:51.3	and he's disappointed his bro just emailed to cancel his membership.
0:56.9	It's too expensive, can't afford it anymore.
0:59.7	Okay.
1:00.5	Well, Jose's going to offer him a unique solution though
1:03.4	to possibly continue his membership.
1:06.0	I can help.
1:06.7	And I believe this is the way all gyms will do it in the future.
1:10.7	Once they hear this phone tap right now.
1:13.8	It's another phone tap.
1:15.4	In the weekday mornings on the 20s.
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