Phone Tap: Gwyneth Paltrow's 15 Second Binge Diet

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Today we’re introducing a new fad diet courtesy of a MAJOR A-List celebrity… the catch is you can only eat 15 seconds at a time…

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
0:06.4	Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.
0:09.8	From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-UI-O-A.com or call.
0:13.9	1-800-D-UI-O-A!
0:16.2	You've seen it all over the news lately.
0:18.6	O-Zempic, we go v. these strange weight loss trends
0:22.7	that all the Hollywood A-listers are jumping
0:24.8	on to.
0:25.6	Seriously, if a wind blows in Hollywood right now,
0:28.5	three of them are gone with the wind.
0:30.6	They're everywhere, and now
0:32.4	there's a brand new one hitting the mainstream,
0:35.0	courtesy of none
0:36.5	other than health guru celebrity nut job,
0:39.5	Gwyneth Paltrow.
0:40.7	Oh, no.
0:42.1	Well, it's not really from her because we're making the whole thing up.
0:46.2	Okay, maybe say that louder for her lawyers, please?
0:48.1	We're going to say it's from her, even though it's not really, and it's going to come up
0:52.0	during a customer service call, of all things.
0:54.5	Hopefully it doesn't get in the way of business in your phone tap right now.
0:58.4	It's another phone tap.
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