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You're picturing bed bath and bondage, Brooke?

Half off husband gags in restraints this week, I heard.

And they smell like vanilla.

But now imagine that your go-to store called you and said, you are now banned because of what you did their last visit.

What?

Brooke,

what would you do without those whips and everything?

I mean, how long does it take you to insult the employee on the phone?

And today's call,

it took maybe less than a minute.

Ouch.

I call a dude to let him know he's been blacklisted

from the music store he visits every single week and you know maybe

I could have been nicer back to him but that wouldn't have made a very good prank no you'll hear

how it went in your phone tap right now it's another phone tap in a weekday mornings on the 20s

hello hey Brian yeah who's this hey Brian this is Jacob the manager Hello? Hey, Brian.

Yeah, who's this?

Hey, Brian, this is Jacob, the manager at the guitar center down on cell.

The guitar center?

Yeah, man.

I'm just calling to let you know that you're no longer welcome in the store.

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