Phone Tap: Fortnite Fornicator

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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In your Phone Tap, Jose is pranking a fellow gamer and banning him for life for the most absurd reasons you’ve ever heard!

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0:00.0	I don't really consider myself a gamer, even though I would totally crush Jose at most of the popular titles out there. Well, hey, he is undefeated in Fortnite when we played. Halo, Gears of War, Cat Canundrum 3, Kirsta, the Caressed Kittins. I don't know what's real and what's not in your list. No, it's not real, bro. Okay. I mean, I don't really get all of it, but Jose does.
0:21.4	Yes.
0:21.7	And that's why today he pranks a fellow gamer who's been playing a lot of Fortnite lately.
0:26.7	You're going to hear what happens in your phone tap right now.
0:29.7	It's another phone tap.
0:31.2	It's a weekday morning's on the 20s.
0:34.5	Hello?
0:35.8	Hi, this is Cade McNound from the PlayStation Gaming Authority.
0:38.6	Is this Justin Webb?
0:41.8	Yeah.
0:42.8	Who is this?
0:44.2	My name's Cade from the PlayStation Gaming Authority.
0:46.8	Your account was recently flagged.
0:49.3	Is your username Dynamic Disco F.5?
0:52.6	Yeah, that's me, but I don't understand.
0:55.2	You're from the Gaming Authority?
0:56.4	Do you recall playing Fortnite last Thursday in a gaming party with squad members
1:00.5	rant for Ray Ray, Bananos, Thanos, and Troll Hunter 209?
1:07.2	I'm not sure.
1:08.1	I played Fortnite a lot.
1:09.5	Okay, so you realize that your squad mates were all teenagers? I don't know. I play Fortnite a lot. Okay. So you realize that your squad mates were all teenagers?
1:12.9	I don't know.
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