Phone Tap: FEU

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2026

⏱️ 6 minutes

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In your Phone Tap we call the owner of a successful local food truck to tell him SOMEONE has been snitching on him, and it’s time to FOOD POLICE cracked down on him!

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0:00.0	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
0:01.4	Time for your prank phone call.
0:03.0	And for the last two years, a guy in our city has been running a successful food truck.
0:08.3	We're talking five-star reviews, lots of return customers.
0:12.8	Things are going really well, except for one tiny headache.
0:17.1	He recently complained to his wife, the city is making things tougher on him.
0:22.1	Oh, yeah, that kind of makes sense.
0:23.5	Whether they're jacking up fees or different types of rules and permits, whatever it may be, I think it's time that he gets a call from the F.E.U.
0:32.4	What's that?
0:33.5	That's the made-up government agency, the food enforcement unit.
0:38.1	And it's happening in your phone tap right now.
0:41.8	Brooklyn Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
0:45.9	Hello?
0:47.3	Hello, sir.
0:48.1	Am I speaking to Jared Waxon?
0:50.7	Yes, who's this?
0:52.1	Names Officer Doddy Higgins from the city food code enforcement unit.
0:58.2	Food code enforcement?
1:00.1	That's right.
1:01.2	F-EU.
1:02.4	Whoa.
1:03.2	F-me?
	...

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