Phone Tap: Eclipse Party Layoffs

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

In your Phone Tap, Brooke is posing as corporate HR and enacting a plan for mass layoffs that’s so bizarre it can only happen once every 8 years!

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
0:06.4	Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.
0:09.8	From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-U-I-O-A.com or call
0:13.8	1-800-D-UI-A.
0:16.2	If you're a manager at a company and you didn't know someone was playing a prank on you the last
0:21.2	person you'd want to hear from is a woman that I call SBBW the Sunblock Black Widow
0:29.5	oh that sounds intense her real name's Brooke but she's hired by companies to lay off
0:36.3	hundreds of unsuspecting employees with one caveat.
0:40.9	She can only do it during solar eclipses.
0:44.3	It makes sense to me.
0:47.1	It's quirky, but that's how she makes a living every eight years.
0:52.2	Every eight years.
0:52.3	Yeah.
0:52.3	That's right.
0:53.3	You're going to hear her latest plan in your phone tab right now.
0:56.3	It's another phone tap.
0:57.8	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
1:01.0	Hello?
1:01.7	On your mark.
1:02.7	Get set.
1:03.5	We're riding on the internet.
1:07.1	Hello?
	...

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