Phone Tap: Don't Be A Clown

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2024

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is ALWAYS on the phone while at the gym, so his buddy emailed us to mess with him by installing a new gym rule that applies exclusively to him!

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
0:06.4	Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.
0:09.8	From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-U-I-O-A.com or call.
0:13.9	1-800-D-UI-A.
0:16.2	Today we call a guy who does workouts with his buddy at their local gym,
0:19.6	and his friend wanted us to mess with him.
0:22.0	Okay.
0:22.9	Because apparently, he's always on his phone whenever they're working out together.
0:26.6	And we realize that's a major problem.
0:29.4	Yeah.
0:29.7	Which is why our company is launching a new gym slogan, don't be a clown.
0:34.9	Put the phone down.
0:36.0	Oh, I like it.
0:36.7	It's catchy. Don't be a clown. Put the phone down. Oh, I like it.
0:42.1	And we've got the best person to enforce it in your phone tab right now.
0:43.4	It's another phone tap.
0:45.5	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:47.4	Hello?
0:49.2	Hi, Nick Bitter.
0:52.1	Um, yeah.
0:55.0	Hey, don't be a clown. What?
0:56.0	Yeah, put your phone down.
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