Phone Tap: Cuffed At The Key Party

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a woman and telling her that her husband might have been up to something SPICY the night she left a neighborhood party earlier than he did…

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0:00.0	Imagine that you're at a neighbor's party with your significant other.
0:03.2	At some point you decide that you want to go home. Okay, yeah. While your spouse says, ah, I want to stay out a little more. Oh. Yeah, so you just leave. Well, you leave, sure, and you let them stay. Uh-huh. And they don't come home till the next morning. What? That's sketchy. You probably have a few questions for them. for them.
0:00.8	Oh, no.
0:02.0	Thankfully, the police are about to call. What? You probably have a few questions for them.
0:21.8	Oh, no.
0:23.0	Thankfully, the police are about to call you and fill you in on the blanks
0:26.9	and tell you what really happened after you left the party.
0:30.9	At least that's what happens in this joke when we do a phone tap.
0:34.3	Funny, Jeff.
0:35.0	You can decide it's happening right now.
0:38.2	It's another phone tap.
0:39.7	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:43.1	Hello.
0:44.6	Hi, I'm looking for Nicole Marks.
0:47.0	This is she.
0:48.6	Hi, my name is Sergeant Lawrence Olivier from the Lippon County Police.
0:53.9	Okay.
0:54.9	Are you sure you want Nicole my...
0:57.8	I didn't call you by accident.
0:59.4	We had a report recently about people in your neighborhood organizing some key parties.
1:04.2	I assume you know what I'm talking about.
1:06.8	I do not.
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