Phone Tap: Cruddy Caribbean Cruise

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Today’s Phone Tap victim THINKS she’s won an all-inclusive 10 day cruise… But we’re on the phone and those 10 days might not be all they’re cracked up to be!

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0:00.0	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and today we call the mom of an elementary student to give her some great news.
0:06.9	Apparently, at their recent school auction, they had a raffle for a 10-day Caribbean cruise.
0:13.0	That's exciting.
0:14.4	But they have not announced the winner yet.
0:17.2	All right.
0:17.7	So we're going to take advantage of that and tell her she won.
0:21.7	Yay.
0:23.3	But like with many of our prank calls, there is a catch where her 10-day cruise isn't happening on consecutive days.
0:32.6	Nice.
0:33.7	There's some things that are going to happen in between and you're going to find out what they are in your phone tap right now.
0:40.2	Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
0:44.3	Hello?
0:45.7	Hi, Mary.
0:46.7	This is Charles Asphalt.
0:50.5	I'm sorry.
0:51.9	I don't recognize that name.
0:54.5	Do I know you? that name. Uh.
0:55.8	Do I know you?
0:58.3	Well, you should.
1:01.6	I handle all the particulars with financials for the S.
1:02.5	PTA.
1:03.2	Oh.
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