Phone Tap: Cougar Meets Mommy

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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In your Phone Tap, we got a request from a college student who’s going home for a family reunion to prank his mom. So Brooke's calling as his new, mature, cougar-iffic girlfriend to introduce herself!

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0:00.0	We got a request in from a 19-year-old college sophomore named Brandon.
0:04.6	He's got a big family reunion coming up and he's planning on bringing his new girlfriend there.
0:09.7	Oh, cute.
0:10.9	But before that happens, he wants his mom to meet her over the phone first.
0:15.6	And all that mom knows right now is the girlfriend's name is Helen.
0:20.1	What she doesn't know is that Helen is actually a full-grown, very eager 46-year-old woman.
0:28.8	The name makes sense.
0:30.2	A.K.A. our own Brooke Fox doing a horrible accent that sounds like a Long Island, Boston, Minnesota, old Jewish mom jumble.
0:40.9	Hey, listen, my family comes from lots of different places.
0:44.1	Yeah, what is that?
0:45.0	I love it.
0:45.8	I don't know.
0:47.2	I don't think it's even the same as what you're going to hear in a second.
0:49.9	We're going to see how this woman reacts in your phone tap right now. It's another phone tap.
0:55.4	In the weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:58.7	Hello.
0:59.9	Oh, hi.
1:00.8	Is this Brandon's mom?
1:03.4	Yes.
1:04.2	Who's this?
1:05.3	Oh, my God.
1:06.8	Hi.
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