Phone Tap: Costco Food Court

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Today's Phone Tap victim loves COSTCO, but after she let her friend borrow her membership card, Brooke's gonna prosecute her in BULK!

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
0:06.4	Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.
0:09.8	From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-U-I-O-A.com or call...
0:13.9	1-800-D-UI-O-A!
0:16.2	Today we call a woman who, like many of us, loves the wholesale super store Costco.
0:22.0	Oh, yeah. Who doesn't?
0:23.5	Bring me there now.
0:24.6	And recently, she let her friend
0:26.6	borrow her membership card to get in.
0:29.3	Now, they didn't get caught,
0:30.5	luckily, but they're about to.
0:32.9	Uh-oh. Because her friend
0:34.3	asked us if we could do a prank on her.
0:36.8	So she's about to feel the wrath of Costco corporate in your brand new phone tap right now.
0:44.0	It's another phone tap.
0:45.5	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:48.8	Hello.
0:50.1	Hi, this is Shauna from Costco membership services.
0:53.1	Is this Maria Vella?
0:56.5	Um, yes.
0:57.8	How can I help you?
0:59.3	Well, unfortunately, it's my job to inform you that we are suspending your Costco membership indefinitely.
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