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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap: College Tours With Leo DiCaprio

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2026

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a daughter who is heading off to college in the fall. We’re calling from the school to let him know she’ll get to have a famous celebrity alumnus show her around! But he might not be happy with WHO the celeb is…

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0:00.0

It's almost time for your prank phone call.

0:01.7

And today, I play the role of a college advisor who's already looking ahead to next school year.

0:08.0

That's why I reach out to the father of one of our future incoming freshmen just to let him know he's got nothing to worry about.

0:15.6

I see.

0:16.3

Okay?

0:16.6

We have a plan in place to watch over his kid and make sure she gets an excellent start to her college experience.

0:24.2

By just assigning her a special mentor, let's say.

0:29.2

Question mark?

0:29.9

I'm going to say mentor.

0:31.1

We'll hear what dad thinks in your phone tap right now.

0:34.8

Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.

0:38.7

Hello?

0:40.0

Hi, I'm calling from Kla-McKennan College.

0:42.5

I'm one of the advisors here.

0:43.7

My name is Brock Lee.

0:45.7

How can I help you, sir?

0:47.0

Is this Jim Emerson?

0:48.9

It is.

0:50.2

Hi, Jim.

0:51.3

So, according to my records, your daughter, Taylor is going to be attending school this fall as an incoming freshman.

0:57.9

That's correct. And listen, I know we're still a little ways away from orientation, but I do have an

1:03.9

update for you. Okay. So every student is assigned a guide that shows them around, and I don't know how this happened, but one of our former alumni here actually volunteered to be Taylor's Guide.

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