Phone Tap: Clover Builds A Deck

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2024

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

In your Phone Tap, we’re sending a former British Black Ops Specialist to our Phone Tap Victim’s house when all he wanted was someone to build his deck. Better specify what type of contractor next time!

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
0:06.4	Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.
0:09.8	From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-UI-O-A.com or call.
0:13.9	1-800-D-UI-O-A!
0:16.2	Nowadays, if you go to one of those big box stores for home improvement, you can literally say, I want a
0:21.6	deck that's this size and in this spot in my house, and they'll hire a team to go over and just
0:28.1	build it all for you.
0:29.8	Wow.
0:31.0	Alexis, you may want to do this just to flirt with some boys.
0:33.4	Yeah.
0:34.4	It sounds super convenient.
0:38.4	It's way faster than you doing it.
0:40.5	And theoretically, everything should go 100% according to plan.
0:43.0	Oh, it always does whenever you're doing any type of construction, Jeff.
0:45.7	Well, unless the person hired to build it for you is an ex-British black ops agent named Clover.
0:51.2	Oh.
0:52.2	That's where things can get a little sticky.
0:56.4	And it's exactly what happens in your phone tab right now.
0:57.4	It's another phone tap.
0:58.9	It's a weekday morning's on the 20s.
1:02.3	Hello?
1:04.2	O'i.
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