Phone Tap: Church Flirt

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Today’s Phone Tap victim made the mistake of mentioning to her friend that their pastor at church is “a little cute.” The friend emailed us and we got right to work on a PHONE TAP!

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0:00.0	You know who listens to our show?
0:02.1	More than just heathens like Brooke.
0:04.8	People that actually go to church and care about their spiritual well-being.
0:10.0	Wait a minute.
0:10.8	You mean pray for forgiveness after us, after listening to this?
0:13.8	Okay, sinner.
0:15.0	And look, if you ask me, those are the perfect people to prank.
0:20.0	Like one lady who was on her way to brunch with her friend after Sunday service recently,
0:25.5	and she happened to let slip that she thought the pastor was cute.
0:30.3	Hey, look at you.
0:32.2	I mean, we're all human, but her friend listens to our show.
0:35.7	So that comment is coming back to get her.
0:39.2	In your phone tap right now.
0:41.3	Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
0:45.4	Hello.
0:46.9	Hello, am I speaking with Sabrina Mazz.
0:50.0	This is she.
0:50.8	Mask is calling?
0:51.7	Hi, Sabrina, yes you may.
0:53.2	I'm one of the elders here at NBethe's Presbyterian Church.
0:56.9	My name is Tony Gabriel.
0:59.8	Hi, Tony. How can I help you?
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