Phone Tap: Chicken Banana Smoothie

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2026

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

In today’s Phone Tap, we call a woman who has previously complained about her smoothie place not properly honoring her loyalty card and while we may not have the satisfaction she’s looking for, we do have an all new flavor of smoothie she needs to try!

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0:00.0	It's almost time for your prank call.
0:01.6	And recently a woman reached out to us because she couldn't believe that her friend went and complained about her smoothies.
0:08.9	Oh, what?
0:09.9	So she has one of those loyalty cards where if you buy a certain amount, you get the next one free.
0:14.6	Yeah, I love those.
0:15.8	Apparently, the people at the juice store couldn't figure it out.
0:19.1	So she went and emailed corporate about it.
0:21.8	Oh my gosh.
0:22.8	That's how bad this woman wants a free smoothie.
0:25.8	They do taste better.
0:27.6	It's the point of the situation.
0:29.2	She's going to get way more than she bargained for when we call in your phone tap right now.
0:34.9	Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
0:38.6	Hello? Hi, is the 20s. Hello.
0:39.8	Hi, is Angelica R.D. there?
0:42.5	Who's calling?
0:43.8	I'm calling from J.I.Jews Corporate.
0:46.1	The name's Tyler Skadoosh, customer relations.
0:50.3	Okay. Yeah, what's disregarding? I know I sent an email.
0:54.4	Yes. I just was forwarded your complaint email about your recent experience with us.
0:59.3	And I just wanted to call personally and tell you, I am so sorry.
1:04.5	Okay. Thank you.
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