Phone Tap: Cheating With Trader Joe's

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a customer directly and telling them, “We saw you shopping at a different grocery store and we’re taking it as an extreme betrayal!”

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation. From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-U-I-O-A.com or call. 1-800-D-U-I-O-A! It's time for your phone tap, and there's a buzzword that's been going around the business world in the last few years.
0:21.3	It's called consumer loyalty.
0:24.4	Like, what's it going to take to keep a customer from having a wandering eye to try out a different product or go to a new store?
0:32.7	Companies are pretty much going to try anything to keep you, whether that's, you know, coupons or extra deals,
0:38.8	spamming your inbox,
0:40.4	inboxing your spam box.
0:42.6	But I promise you nobody has tried this yet.
0:46.1	Uh-oh.
0:46.7	Calling a customer directly and saying,
0:49.6	hey, we saw you shopping somewhere else.
0:51.8	How could you do this to us?
0:53.6	Oh, my gosh.
0:55.3	That's what we're going to do.
0:56.7	It's like a healthy relationship.
0:58.2	It's your phone tap right now.
1:00.0	It's another phone tap.
1:01.5	In a weekday mornings on the 20s.
1:04.8	Hello.
1:06.1	Hi, I'm looking for Patrick D.
1:09.4	Yeah, this is he.
1:10.8	Who is this? Hey, Patrick. this is he. Who's this?
1:11.7	Hey, Patrick.
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