Phone Tap: Can't Ship to Vermont

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2026

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is frustrated after failing to receive a package he ordered. Until TODAY, when Brooke reaches out with a solution to his problem!

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0:00.0	It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and today we call a guy who's been frustrated because he's been having issues sending a package across the country.
0:07.3	He has no idea what's been holding it up.
0:10.8	So he sent multiple messages to the post office and hasn't gotten a response.
0:16.4	Until today, when Brooke finally reaches out to him to explain why he's obviously ignorant and uninformed.
0:25.4	It's your phone tap right now.
0:27.9	Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
0:31.6	Hello?
0:33.2	Hi, this is Mindy.
0:34.8	I'm calling from the post office on 43th Street. Is this wrong crap?
0:40.3	Um, yeah, it is.
0:42.3	Okay, you left a message earlier about a package that got lost on, or didn't get shipped, and I just wanted to call.
0:50.3	So, let me tell you what happened. I was there a few days ago, and I dropped off a package.
0:56.7	Yeah, we went over that.
0:58.5	Yeah, okay.
1:00.4	The tracking said there's an issue.
1:02.8	I tried to open the website or something.
1:05.0	Okay, I see.
1:05.5	I mean.
1:06.1	What was the destination that you were sending it to, sir?
1:09.6	Yeah, so I'm shipping it to Burlington, Vermont.
1:12.9	Oh, okay.
1:15.4	That's the problem.
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