Phone Tap: Blind Pizza Delivery

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Today’s Phone Tap victim has suffered at the hands of late pizza delivery repeatedly, and today we’re calling him with one of the worst delivery updates he could ever hope to hear!

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0:46.3	What happens if you love a specific pizza from your favorite restaurant?
0:51.0	Yes.
0:51.6	But for some reason, every time you order it, it never gets there on time.
0:56.3	And they always have some excuse for why it's late.
0:59.1	Why has it got to be your favorite?
1:01.5	That's been happening to one man a lot lately.
1:04.6	Uh-oh.
1:04.7	So his wife contacted us and told us the day and the time that she was going to order a pizza for lunch.
1:11.5	Wow.
1:12.0	So that we could have our delivery person, Jose, called with an update.
1:17.3	Well, I know why it's late.
1:18.8	And the update is he just lost his glasses.
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