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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap: Birthday Nosh and Slosh

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

In today's Phone Tap, Jeffrey calls a restaurant to set up some sultry and suggestive arrangements for his anniversary dinner!

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0:00.0

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0:06.4

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0:09.8

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0:16.3

It's not uncommon for restaurants to get special requests for birthdays and anniversaries

0:21.0

last night before prison parties things like that they get them all the time

0:24.7

that's a big one but normally it's something simple like a card on the table or some

0:30.2

flower petals scattered around the chair but not today because I want my wife's

0:36.1

birthday to be extra special this year.

0:39.3

That's nice of you.

0:40.6

And I wanted to represent the bold, exciting lifestyle that we both lead.

0:46.2

So maybe the manager can accommodate a few unusual requests that I send his way.

0:53.2

We're going to see in your phone tap right now.

0:56.0

It's another phone tab.

0:57.5

In the weekday mornings on the 20s.

1:01.0

What'd be? Stroh? How can I help you?

1:03.2

Hi, I have a reservation there tomorrow night for two.

1:06.6

Okay. What was the name?

1:09.0

It might be under Strappin. S-T-R-A-P-P-O-N.

1:14.3

Some people announce it's strap-on, but it's actually strapping.

1:18.7

Yes, it's strapping party for two. I do. I have you down for 630.

1:22.0

Oh, nice. You said it right, too. Good job.

1:24.9

Yeah, yeah, sure. So how can I help you?

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