Phone Tap: Bank Ran Out Of Money

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2026

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Today we’re Phone Tapping a guy who had trouble with his debit card recently, but it’s not his fault! We’re his bank and we simply ran out of money and are wondering if he’ll lend us some!

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0:00.0	It's time for your phone tap, and today a guy's wife set him up.
0:03.3	Oh.
0:03.6	The reason, he went to the bank yesterday to draw out some cash from the ATM.
0:08.2	Okay.
0:08.6	Put his card in, pressed a few buttons, and nothing happened.
0:13.2	What do you mean?
0:14.3	Three separate times he tried, and it just spit his card back out with no money.
0:19.2	Oh, no.
0:20.1	It was broken.
0:20.7	He was going to go inside to Oh, no, it was broken.
0:24.3	He was going to go inside to handle it, but it was way too busy. So instead, he just left and called the branch to leave a message for their supervisor.
0:29.5	And that's where we come in.
0:31.7	To tell him, actually, it wasn't a weird technical glitch.
0:36.2	Just the sad fact that his bank is out of money.
0:41.3	Sorry, it's your phone tap right now.
0:44.2	Brooklyn Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
0:48.1	Hello?
0:49.5	Hi, I'm calling from Chh-Wood Bank Branch.
0:51.8	My name is Gary Area.
0:55.6	Hi, this is Neil.
0:57.4	Oh, yes, perfect.
0:58.2	I'm looking to speak.
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