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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap: Alone At Home Interior Design

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

We’re calling an interior designer for a quote on our home, but does she design trap doors? Because that’s our top priority!

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:06.4

Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.

0:09.8

From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-UI-O-A.com or call.

0:13.9

1-800-D-UI-O-A!

0:16.2

We were given an interesting challenge recently.

0:19.0

It came from the assistant to an interior designer.

0:22.3

They put us on the books for an appointment to look

0:24.7

at a made-up home.

0:26.3

And they said, look, the designer

0:28.4

is super nice. She's very

0:30.8

accommodating. But try

0:32.7

and give her an impossible task.

0:35.1

All right.

0:36.5

So we came up with one and that task task was pretend that I'm grown-up Kevin from the movie Home Alone.

0:43.8

What?

0:44.4

And I need her to help me booby-trap my house against intrudence.

0:48.3

Oh, man, paint cans everywhere.

0:50.1

That's amazing.

0:51.0

Is it too obvious?

0:52.4

You're going to hear it in your phone tap right now.

0:55.2

It's another phone tap.

0:56.7

And weekday mornings on the 20s.

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