Phone Tap: Almost First Class

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

We’re bumping today’s Phone Tap victim out of first class, but on the bright side he gets to try Brooke & Jeffrey’s new selection of “ALMOST First Class” options!

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0:00.0	Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.
0:05.8	Oh yeah.
0:06.6	Because now they could listen to one audiobook title a month from an enormous library of popular audiobook titles, including romanticity,
0:15.3	autobiographies, true crime, and more.
0:19.3	Suddenly listeners didn't mind sitting in traffic or even missing their
0:22.6	flight. Amazon Music Unlimited now includes Audible. No way. Download the Amazon Music app now to start
0:28.4	listening. Terms apply. 1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or
0:34.3	video conference for any criminal offense. Trust Brooke Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.
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0:44.0	1-800-D-UI-O-A.
0:46.3	All right, it's time for your phone tap.
0:47.7	And today, Brooke calls a guy who will be boarding a plane tomorrow
0:51.0	to let him know some unfortunate news.
0:53.5	Oh, no.
0:54.2	He's been bumped.
0:56.1	But it could be an opportunity of a lifetime for him to try out the new airline
1:01.0	seating policy that was just invented by Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
1:06.0	Yes.
1:06.8	Genius stuff here.
1:07.9	Yeah.
1:08.2	Now instead of just first class, business business and economy, there's a whole
1:11.5	bunch of new options that I promise you've never thought of before. Oh, great. And I think he's
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