Phone Tap: Alan Wants Your Grandma

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

You can find love in some strange places. Today’s Phone Tap victim is discovering a love connection, but it’s not his own. It’s between his sweet grandmother and a new addition to her retirement home!

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0:46.3	You believe in love at any age, right, Brooke?
0:49.0	Oh, yeah, of course.
0:50.7	Like, you'd want to help people find a romantic connection if they needed it. Yes? Yeah. Of course. Like you'd want to help people find a romantic connection if they needed it. Yes?
0:54.9	Yeah. Of course. So let's say a kind elderly gentleman who goes by the name Alan Winterbottom called you one day and asked for a few love pointers. You'd help him.
1:05.9	I don't know if Alan's looking for love, Jeff. Well, what if it was about somebody you knew that he was trying to get with?
1:13.4	Okay.
1:14.4	Because that's what happens today when Alan gets his hands on a rotary phone.
1:18.2	Oh, no.
1:19.9	And he calls a woman's grandson looking for some tips.
1:23.5	Oh.
1:24.2	Love it.
1:24.8	It was hard for me to do this one because I was just trying to keep my composure.
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