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I don't say that. I don't say that. No one's ever said it. I guess the only kids I hang out with them. Why are you weird? Never mind. Today, a woman recently told her best friend that she matched with a guy on a dating app and she was really excited about him. Oh, cute. Oh, dope. It's actually one of the very first guys that she's ever actually given her phone number to through the app.

Aw. and she was really excited about him. Oh, cute. Oh, dope. It's actually one of the very first guys that she's ever actually given her phone number to through the app. And they're supposed to talk for the first time later today. Oh, no. What she doesn't know is before the real guy contacts her, I'm going to beat him to the punch. No. I'm going to pretend to be him. We're going to ruin all her face and like...

Oh, my God.

I have a feeling.

I don't know why that it's not going to go that great.

Yeah.

No way.

Let's see if I'm right with your phone tap right now.

It's another phone tap.

Hello? Hey, is this Raquel?

This is Raquel.

This is Raquel.

Hey, Raquel, this is Owen.

You know from OKCupid?

Hi, Owen.

Hey.

It is nice to talk to you.

Yeah, it's good to talk to you. I, it's good to talk to you.

I hope it's okay that I reached out.

Yeah, I was kind of waiting.

I was wondering, you know, like when we were going to be able to finally talk.

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