I'd get in my vehicle and run over to that shop and go in there,

and you'd have to hit the guy and push him around to get him to say stuff.

And I've recorded all these lines, right?

And so I'm smacking myself or punching myself,

and I'd hear myself go, hey, whoa!

Hey, man, watch it, you know.

And I just kept beating the shit out of myself.

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This is the most fun I've had in this chair in the last hour and a half.

I don't know if we've ever argued.

Did I piss you off over the weekend?

I'm still sour.

Did I want the best man at your wedding?

Who was your best man, Dale?

T.J.

DJ. You don't need a cool best for that race?

What are you thinking?

Did them, T.J.

Hellway is starting a show.

All right then.

Hey, everybody. It's Dale Jr. back again for another episode of the Dale Jr.

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