Phoebe Neve: Staying Virtuous in an Unvirtuous Environment
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 17 August 2021
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Hey, I didn't take care of the podcast. Whoops. Sorry for the mega-late release, but hey Phoebe is back!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm like far away. I'll sound far away, even though my volume is the same. I'll sound far away. |
| 0:05.3 | Okay. So is this good? So you stay right there. I stay right here. We don't move. |
| 0:12.4 | Yeah. If you move, slap yourself and be like, no. Or I'll slap you. You say, Phoebe, I'm about to move. And I'll say smack. |
| 0:41.4 | So I have to, I'll make sure that I don't move. And you make sure that you don't move. Okay. And if either of us moves, we have to slap ourselves to make sure that we don't move. Okay. Yeah. I think it might be more productive if the other person smacked. The other person. Okay, okay. So you watch and if you move, tell me so I can slap you. |
| 0:49.7 | No, you'll see me move. Oh, okay. So I got to watch you to make sure you don't move. And then if you move, I slap myself. |
| 1:09.6 | No, you saw me. Got it. All right. Welcome to the Crunch the Only podcast with a blue couch. |
| 1:13.0 | My name is Patrick. |
| 1:14.2 | And I'm Phoebe. |
| 1:15.4 | I tricked you on that one. |
| 1:16.4 | I wanted to bring up one of our two fights. |
| 1:18.6 | No, I know. |
| 1:19.8 | But like, last time you said that, never mind. |
| 1:23.8 | You really got legitimately mad? |
| 1:25.6 | No, I didn't get legitimately mad. |
| 1:27.2 | But I know you know that that couch is not actually blue. |
| 1:30.0 | But I also know that you think that clothes is actually pronounced clozza. |
| 1:36.4 | We pronounced the TH in clothes. |
| 1:38.1 | No. |
| 1:38.7 | Okay, when I was in school, I never heard about a silent TH. |
| 1:41.6 | And I was like, like well that's clothes |
| 1:44.3 | that's pronounced clothes I also pronounce |
| 1:46.2 | the G in hangers |
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